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Bill was starting to get cold while he stood outside of his car. He decided that he would ignore the cold, as men often do. Instead, he...

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Theoretical Mathematics Professor, Dr. Bruce Wooton, was recently fired from the University of Ithaca for being sexist. Luckily, Cockatoo...

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Late last night, in the small town of Winnipeg Florida, a dog went missing. Martha Reichenbach, single mother of one, is the owner of the...

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